Last night I had a really intense dream about an old high school crush. It wasn’t overtly sexual – in case you were wondering or worried about what was going to follow – but it was definitely filled with a whole lot of feelings from nearly 15 years ago. Regret is a bit of a bitch.
Before the spray tan It just goes to show how highly suggestible I am, particularly when it comes to matters to do with my body. I’ve decided to go [...]